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Yoroto Yoroto Susun! Yoroto! It's Mushime Yoroto!
There are videos that are 10 minutes long sometimes,
but if you think you can finish them in 2 hours, you can do it in 3 hours.
- That's what happened yesterday. - That's right.
- There are a lot of times when we don't have enough time for filming. - Yeah.
- There's also the other way around. - Yeah.
- It ends unexpectedly early. - You can't read it.
You can't read it, so if you can plan your own "it'll end at this hour"
you can finish it cleanly.
- Yeah, I want to change that. - No, that's not what I mean.
- You think it's boring? - No, that's not what I mean.
If it's too long and you can't film another video you were planning to film,
if that happens, the schedule minister will lose his head.
So we asked the three of you to come together.
- Why me? - Ask the schedule minister.
- If you film it for a long time, there are a lot of interesting parts. - That's not true.
It'll be cut off completely,
so please bring something you can finish in 30 minutes at the same time.
We chose from all over the world.
Sometimes it's random from Earth.
- There are quite a lot of people on Earth. - And after that, an experiment team came
- and we explained what kind of competition it was. - Wow, that's a lot of people.
- If you can't finish it in 30 minutes... - Yeah?
- That's it for you. - It's over?
- It's not "until you can finish it"? - No, it's not like that.
There are bad parts about 10 days.
- It's "until you're full". - Yeah.
- It's "until you can do it". - Yeah, "until you die".
It's like...
There are a lot of bad parts about it.
A lot of bad parts.
The person who finishes it in 30 minutes or more wins.
So if you finish it in 29 minutes and 30 seconds, you win.
- So it's not good to end up losing. - No, it's good.
- It's too easy. - Yeah, that's what I mean.
If you finish it in 30 minutes or more, you lose.
You'll do a challenge for all of the competitions on our sub-channel.
- By yourself? - Yeah.
- So it's important that you can finish it. - Of course.
Who wants to go first?
- Sure, I'll go first. - Sure, me too.
- Well... - Me too.
- I'll leave it to you. - Okay.
- There's a stopwatch app on your phone. - Yeah.
You have to stop it in 3.00 seconds.
3.00! 3.00! 3.00!
- You have to stop it like that. - I see.
You can do it once in 3 seconds.
- You can do it 20 times in 1 minute. - It's a simple calculation.
- You can do it in 1 minute. - So you have to do it 600 times.
- If you only do it 100 times, you can't say what you're skipping. - Yeah, you can't.
- In that sense, you can't prevent anyone. - Yeah.
It's a very well-managed situation.
- Is it already coming? - It looks like it's already coming.
- Okay, can we go in? - Excuse me, but...
If you're randomly chosen, please come in.
- Hello! - Huh? Huh?
- Hello! - Huh?!
- Hello! - Oh, it's you!
- Huh?! - Oh, Ryo!
- Hello! - Oh, it's you!
- Oh, it's you!
- The fruit arrived all of a sudden. - Yeah.
- You too? - Yeah.
- It says "winner" or something. - It says "winner" or something.
- What the heck? - What the heck?
- I'm glad! - It's easy to do.
- I'm glad you made me do it. - I was really worried about you.
- I was like, "Hey, can you do this for me?" - I'm sorry.
- Oh, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- It's kind of annoying.
- I just heard it, but... - Yeah.
- Can you do it once every three seconds?
- It's like a slot or something. - Yeah.
- That's what we're talking about. - Yeah.
- Shall we do it right away? - Shall we do it?
- Ryo just said it out loud. - Yeah.
- It's really annoying. - It's really annoying.
- Ah, what is that?! - It's already, it's already, it's already exposed.
- You can't tell it's a joke? - I can't tell it's a joke.
- It's like stepping on the ground and saying it.
- It's funny, but it's annoying!
- What are we going to do about it? - We won't be on Google.
- At least look it up! - Look it up!
- At least look it up if you've been there three times!
How do you do it? Or at least tell me about the system!
The three of us will go like "one, two, three, go!"
- Do we look it up? Or not? - Oh, we don't look it up.
- We don't look it up. - Oh, we don't look it up.
- This is... - This is tricky!
- This iPhone is tricky!
- It's got this "button off" thing. - It's got a small start.
- The one where you pressed the wrong button is fined. - What?!
- A fine of 500 yen per click. - Wow, that's big!
Which means...
- 600 x 500 is... - That's a lot of money!
- It's a workable system. - That's true.
- I think I can do it. - It's a workable system.
- Okay, 30 minutes! - Okay!
- Speak more as you go. - Okay.
- I hate you, producer. - Let's speak more as we go.
- Okay. - Okay.
- You have three seconds. - I'll do my best!
- Take it and put it on! - Okay, for those of you who have three seconds...
- 500yen per click. - Wow!
- That's a lot of cash! - I'll do my best!
- I'll do it! - Plus the cash!
- Let's earn cash! - Let's get it all!
- Let's go! Ready, start!
- 30 minutes have started. - Okay!
- Everybody...
- Somebody say "ready, set..." - We're wasting time!
- It's a waste of time! - Okay, let's go!
- Okay, ready, set... - Okay!
- Ready, set... - Ready, set...
2.65 seconds
2.78 seconds
2.70 seconds
It's similar
It's getting closer and closer
Let's do it
One, two...
Yes!
Ah! 3.16!
3.23!
2.80!
What is this?!
Keep going!
One, two...
You can talk at this time. 3.10!
Can you talk?
I'm losing my mind!
Ah! 3.43!
3.16!
3.38!
Isn't this too much?
One, two...
Yes!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Thank you very much!
Nice!
500 yen!
Good!
Wait, it's three of us.
Difficult!
Let's raise the accuracy!
Let's go!
One, two!
The amount is still cute now.
It's running.
Yes!
3.01!
Wow!
Two in a row!
I'm shaking.
I'm sweating seriously.
Because the amount is now 3.61!
It's quite different.
You don't need 500 yen, do you?
Let's go!
Your life is too long.
Let's go!
One, two!
Wow!
3.01!
Wow!
Isn't it the most close now?
What?
3.03, 3.01, 2.90!
Wow!
Close!
There is!
Close!
Wow!
Close!
I can't press the button.
You can't press the button.
It's impossible.
One, two!
There are a lot of thoughts, so I'm relieved.
Certainly.
3.01!
A lot!
Just one more?
Just one more, right?
It's not good.
I don't want to do the punishment game anymore.
It's too boring.
One, two!
Wow!
It was really good now, wasn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
It's amazing how many people really get it.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's going up one by one.
Why is it going up?
One, two!
I'm doing it.
Oh, I can't stop it!
Oh!
How many!
What a waste!
How many!
You have to take care of it!
One, two!
Wow!
You did it!
It's expensive!
You're good at it.
Good, good, good!
One, two!
Oh, it's up!
Wow!
The timing!
It's up!
One, two!
Three seconds!
I couldn't stop it at all.
What's wrong with you?
Three seconds!
Oh, I got it!
Nice!
You're in a good spot.
Oh, you're right.
If you get an average, you'll get a perfect score.
Right?
Oh, I'm in trouble.
Here we go. Ready, go!
3.00 seconds!
0.6
0.8
So close!
3.00 seconds!
0.0
Wow!
Here we go. Ready, go!
Ready, go!
Oh, 0.06 seconds!
Wow!
You're in a good spot!
Yeah!
You're so slow!
You're all a little slow.
I'm getting a little tired.
Here we go. Ready, go!
Ready, go!
3.00 seconds!
I didn't mess up at all.
Ready, go!
It's about time, everyone.
It's about time you clear it.
3.00 seconds!
2.64
Wow!
Oh, 500 yen, boss!
You're still using it!
Wow!
Wait for me!
It's going to go up again!
Wow!
You can do it!
I can't clear it every month.
It won't end!
Focus!
Let's go!
You can do it!
3.00 seconds!
8.8 seconds!
3.0 seconds!
0.3 seconds!
3.0 seconds!
3.00 seconds!
2.500 yen!
3.00 seconds!
What are you doing?!
You guys are...
difficult!
Is this difficult?!
We couldn't do it!
Who did it how many times?
Tetsuya did it 5 times.
Ryo did it 4 times.
Rikuto did it 3 times.
Ryo did it 4 times.
I did it 8 times.
Who did it 5 times?
I think Ryo did it the most.
30 times!
We couldn't do it!
We should have watched it!
Ready, set...
- Oh! - Wow, it's lagging.
- It's not different from watching it, right? - It's not lagging at all.
- There's a lag until my finger touches it. - That's right.
- I thought it would be 5 seconds from the beginning, but I thought it would be difficult, so I decided to end it. - Absolutely.
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- Oh, I'm sorry. I'm kind of sad. - It's okay.
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- I feel like I've been scolded. - Really.
- You don't have to scold me anymore. - No, it's like...
- From tomorrow... - You've been scolded a lot, haven't you? - It's tough.
- I'm sorry I didn't live up to your expectations. - I might not be able to do it, but I'll make sure you get paid properly.
- Hello! - Oh, hello!
- Is it still recording? - It's like...
- The two of us wanted it to last a little longer. - Oh, yeah.
- It was just like that. - I thought it was just right.
- We're going to succeed like this. - No, let me do it, really.
- Everyone, sit on the sofa. - Yes.
- It's like... - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's like this. - Yes.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's like this. - It's like this.
- It's like that. - In the end, it turned out like this.
- You're imagining it, aren't you? - Well, well, well.
- In one round. - In one round. - Oh, yes, yes, yes.
- Throw it up, please. - Throw it up in one round.
- I'm looking forward to your growth! - Leave it to me!
- If you get in here, you'll get paid.
- I don't know. I've been called all day. - You're here to make money, aren't you?
- Okay! - Isn't this amazing? - This might be good.
- Ready... - Start!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Ready... - Start!
- Wow! - Yeah!
- Ready... - Start!
- Wow! - Yeah!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Ready... - Start!
- Wait a minute, look where Bantan is going!
- Ready... - Start!
- Oh, I'm here. - I'm powerless now.
- Ready... - Start!
- Oh! - Yeah!
- I see! - I'm sorry for my bad personality,
I can't think of anything but water!
[Laughter]
[Round 2]
Since you're wearing it for the second time, try hitting it.
One, two...
Wow!
How is it, Karai-kun?
I'll wear it for a bit.
Hey!
[Round 3]
One, two...
Okay!
It's fun when there are people like you!
Everyone, look at the ground!
It's only fun!
I see.
Hey!
Even though you were randomly chosen for the lottery...
We're helping you out!
Hey!
Don't push me!
[Laughter]
[Round 4]
One, two...
[Cheering]
[Round 5]
One, two...
Nice rhythm!
Nice rhythm right now!
One, two...
Oh!
You're good!
One, two...
Nice!
One, two...
Ouch!
One, two...
Nice!
You're good!
One, two...
Nice!
Nice move!
You're gonna break your elbow!
Ouch!
One, two...
Shut up!
One, two...
Guys, you can take a break!
Got it!
You can take a break, but...
We still have a lot of time!
You're doing it a lot!
We don't have time at all!
I'll do my best!
We don't have much time, so it's okay!
One, two...
Shut up!
One, two...
Come on!
Don't stand out!
One, two...
You're gonna break your elbow!
One, two...
You're gonna break your elbow!
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
One, two...
Again!
You don't have to do it like an artist!
You've done it once!
All right!
You can do it!
One, two...
Come on!
You're amazing!
One, two...
You don't have to do it like an artist!
I'm gonna dance!
You can do it! You can do it!
Watch out! Watch out!
You can do it! You can do it!
You guys look like you're having fun.
This is fun.
I can feel it.
One, two...
You can do it! You can do it!
One, two...
You can do it! You can do it!
Meguro is in the zone!
One, two...
Nice! Nice!
One, two...
Yes! Yes! Yes!
You're burning 500 yen!
500 yen...
How many times... Is it five times?
I think it's five times.
One, two...
You guys are so good!
One, two...
Yes! Yes! Yes!
One, two...
Awesome!
One, two...
OK! Nice!
One, two...
Yes! Yes! Yes!
One, two...
You can do it! You can do it!
You're burning!
One, two...
Yes! Yes!
And it was a post...
Yes, yes, yes, it's close!
One, two...
Wow!
It seems like it's not about accuracy, but about muscle strength.
One, two...
Wow!
Good, good, good!
Oh!
No, no, no!
It's really threatening!
One, two...
Yes!
Wow, you're good!
One, two...
Wow, it's all in!
One, two...
Wow, it's all in!
It's all in!
Push it all in!
Push it in!
One, two...
Yes!
One, two...
Wow!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
One, two...
What is it?
One, two...
No one's coming.
Go, go, go!
Wow!
Please distribute it once.
What are you doing?!
No way!
Hey!
How do you end it?!
Throw it!
I want to do it a little more!
Enjoy your last loser beat!
One, two...
It's too expensive.
We needed 1000 bingkon balls.
We were sitting behind 1000 bingkon balls and playing like this.
We were all like "Gajon! Gajon! Gajon!"
Thank you for your hard work.
What is this item?
Huh?!
You have to kick this ball.
What?!
I got it!
Are you kidding me?!
You saw it?!
I did it!
You saw it?!
I did it!
Let's do something we can't do.
Like, uh...
Let's try something unknown.
If it's okay to lower the difficulty...
I'd like to lower it, but...
It's going to be advantageous for high school students.
Let's think about our punishment game later.
It's a good idea, isn't it?
This...
This time...
It's a waste of time!
No, it's not!
I'm serious.
I'm going to pick up everything that fell!
All right, then! Thirty minutes!
Start!
One, two...
It's so annoying!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
We're almost halfway through!
One, two...
Oh, no!
One, two...
Oh, no!
One, two...
Oh, no!
Huh?
Isn't this luck?
Why is my luck like this?!
One, two...
Oh, no!
One, two...
I got it!
Wow!
You did it!
Seriously?!
5,000 yen! 5,000 yen!
5,000 yen!
5,000 yen! 5,000 yen!
I'll definitely get it!
One, two...
I got it!
Ryogu's luck is good, isn't it?
What do you mean?
I want you to hit it in a good position.
One, two...
Wow!
See? It went in!
You're good at it!
One, two...
Ouch!
Don't make me hit you!
One, two...
Ouch! That was close!
One, two...
Wow! It went in!
You lost 5,000 yen!
Sensei, please! Hit it properly!
One, two...
Ouch!
Two in!
One, two...
I did it! I did it!
I did it!
10,000 yen!
One, two...
You made me stupid!
One, two...
I did it! I did it!
Wow!
One, two...
You can do it!
That was close!
Let's take a break!
Come back tomorrow!
This way?
Up?
Up!
That was close!
One, two...
That was close!
One, two...
I did it!
5,000 yen!
Finally!
I got 5,000 yen!
One, two...
I don't feel like I got 5,000 yen.
One, two...
Okay!
One, two...
Wow! That was close!
Darn it!
Huh?
Pick up the money!
Hurry up!
Pick up the money!
Hurry up!
Pick up the money!
Glasses, glasses, glasses...
Poop, poop, poop...
It's my first time seeing someone poop.
One, two...
That was close!
5,000 yen spilled!
One, two...
Okay!
That was close!
One, two...
Okay!
You're good!
Huh?!
Okay, okay!
It's too hot!
I can do it!
Ready...
So close!
Nice!
So close!
Ready...
So close!
Tetsuya, you were so close!
Ready...
Nice!
So close!
You were so close!
Ryo, you were about to make it too.
I can do it!
Ready...
Show me your excitement!
I won't say "I can do it".
You can do it!
You don't have to try so hard!
You can do it!
Ready...
You all look like you're having fun.
You're doing your best, but you can't do it.
You can't do it.
Oh, no.
I think I'm going to break here.
Ready...
Wow, it's on.
Nice!
So close!
Ready...
Nice!
So close!
I'm starting to lose focus.
Okay, breakers!
Last start!
Okay!
Ready...
That was close!
Okay, ready...
You made it!
So close!
It's been a while.
It was close.
Ready...
Nice!
Wow, you made it!
It was close.
Go!
You made it!
Great!
Go!
I can't see the punch!
Go!
You made it!
Go!
Time's up!
Ugh!
What time was it?!
You're soaking wet.
The target said it'd be a good 30-minute game, but...
I didn't expect it to be like this!
What kind of punishment are you going to give me?
Are you going to do it as a main channel?
Seriously, a ping-pong ball alone has a 30-minute chance of being cut.
A ping-pong ball...
Do you want me to hit you with a ping-pong ball?
I'll pay you 50,000 yen each.
For all of you watching, 10,000 yen per person.
That's a lot of money.
Was it fun?
It was fun.
You have to wear an underarmor for a tank top like this.
Yeah, I used to play sports.
A simple punishment is enough.
Too many darts? Too many bulls?
Bulls?
What are you talking about?!
I saw some bulls yesterday.
What are you talking about?!
Why don't you think of a game or something like this video as a reference?